今天趁著某混蛋不在,老闆邀大家中午聚餐,昧著良心,把老婆小孩丟在家裡,就去吃大餐了。
吃飯時我心裡一直有個祕密,坐我對面的大美女知曉,把話憋在心裡很痛苦...
大美女被我放鴿子,對不起啦!我一看下班時間到,馬上就反射動作,背包揹著就往外衝了,完全忘了您的叮嚀,原諒我啦,枉費您平常對我那麼好,還被我放鴿子。因為我師父交代,不可以讓醫院多凹一分鐘,所以才養成我這個習慣...糗了。
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↓主菜上菜前的生菜沙拉,是不錯吃,可是那個盤底不曉得什麼東西黏黏的,會牽絲...
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↓這是兩位美女點的生菜沙拉,果然美女所見略同,都點一樣的東西
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↓第二道菜,菜名別問我,我是那種飯後半小時,只記得吃過白米飯的人
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↓這個也別問我,還不錯喝就是
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↓這個我就記得了...飯糰,還挺難吃的,裝飾用的草太多了
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↓兩位美女又點一樣的主菜...牛肉,看起來挺好吃的,可惜我不可以吃牛肉
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↓這是我點的主菜啦...香煎豚排(如果我沒記錯的話),不愧是主菜,真的很好吃
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↓慕斯蛋糕被我咬了一口,才想到要拍照,味道還可以啦,因為我不喜歡吃甜食,所以別被我誤導啊,說不定以別人的口感來說,真的很好吃
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總算坐我一旁的美女跟我點一樣的餐後飲料了,我們兩個都屬猴說,嘻嘻,這樣是要說猴子所見略同嗎?我很欣賞這位年紀小我一輪的同事,聰慧、美麗、氣質高雅、多才多藝...啊,未婚的男士還不趕快來追,趕緊來找我報名啊,先通過我這一關才可以追。
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Comments
“左擁右抱“兩大美女,豔福不淺(噗)
一個坐對面,一個坐左邊
而且我不敢抱,會被告性騷擾